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i'm hal sparks. jacki schechner is with us. we've got a lot of calls about the abortion issue that came up in the first segment. we'll talk about that when we come back. guys that do reverse mortgage commercials? those types are coming on to me all the time now. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. you would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. >>absolutely. >> and so would mitt romney. (vo) she's joy behar. >>and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> just when i think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talkin'! >> hal: welcome back to the "the stephanie miller show." on that note, in studio with us, keep singin' jim. i'm not going to interrupt you. i want to hear it unlike how it normally goes around here how you get shut down. that's not going to happen. >> the mooks have taken control. >> hal: it is a mook coup. i'm hal spar
i'm hal sparks. jacki schechner is with us. we've got a lot of calls about the abortion issue that came up in the first segment. we'll talk about that when we come back. guys that do reverse mortgage commercials? those types are coming on to me all the time now. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. you would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. >>absolutely. >> and so...
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sexy liberal hal sparks on the way in. hump days with hal. hello, jacki schechner. >> good morning. >> stephanie: i've missed with you the heat of 1,000 hot suns. >> i missed you too. we did have a little bit of text exchange then you guys disappeared for a couple of days. i assumed either you were hunkered down somewhere or you had hiked roland to death. >> stephanie: i biked him to death. and then we dissolved in a pool of booze. >> he did tell me when you first got to maui, you were frustrated because you felt like the first hike wasn't strenuous enough. i said only stephanie would complain that her vacation exercise wasn't strenuous enough. >> it isn't strenuous enough. >> stephanie: a lot of walking, talking about plants. walking, standing. >> we're walking. here's another plant. no! >> move, go! go fast! >> not a horticulture tour. i could see where that would be frustrating. >> could use a whore to culture. >> tom corbett is holding a press conference this hour. reportedly to announce plans to sue the ncaa in federal court. the republi
sexy liberal hal sparks on the way in. hump days with hal. hello, jacki schechner. >> good morning. >> stephanie: i've missed with you the heat of 1,000 hot suns. >> i missed you too. we did have a little bit of text exchange then you guys disappeared for a couple of days. i assumed either you were hunkered down somewhere or you had hiked roland to death. >> stephanie: i biked him to death. and then we dissolved in a pool of booze. >> he did tell me when you first...
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hal sparks on his way in. bff jacki schechner as we have previously reported, we're in a triple with melissa fitzgerald. you sent me a cell phone picture yesterday -- >> it was awesome. >> stephanie: of someone in a gown with colored socks stuck under a dressing room door and i was like what? jacki, are you all right? what is this? it was actually melissa. you guys were trying on gowns for the inaugural. >> she locked herself out of a dressing room and didn't want to bother to get help. >> stephanie: wouldn't you pay anything for that picture of her crawling under the door. >> i snapped a photo and sent it to stephanie. she was very wicked witch of the west looking. >> stephanie: someone's gotta bring an extra gown for me. who's taking care of mama? >> one of us will have a gown for you. >> stephanie: thank you. i'm not a girl like that. >> we'll knit you something out of a pashmina. >> stephanie: thank you. >> i think chris will need a gown too. >> no. i'll take one. something backless. >> stephanie: show off
hal sparks on his way in. bff jacki schechner as we have previously reported, we're in a triple with melissa fitzgerald. you sent me a cell phone picture yesterday -- >> it was awesome. >> stephanie: of someone in a gown with colored socks stuck under a dressing room door and i was like what? jacki, are you all right? what is this? it was actually melissa. you guys were trying on gowns for the inaugural. >> she locked herself out of a dressing room and didn't want to bother to...
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a friend of mine is bringing her sexy liberal comedy tour to our nation's capitol on with help from hal sparks and john fugelsang seventy has created a show filled with humor from the left and besides making audiences laugh out loud the show is also benefiting local charities here's a sample of the laughs you can expect. you know what here's a little free advice for caribou barbie. from another political kid i would save a little that fox money for therapy for those kids ears seriously. did you see the big horrible color of the partridge family on crack bus tour this this summer. the big harborough colored bus with sarah pac on the side she was teasing reporters about whether she's running all across the country and the reporter took their picture and little piper eleven goes. for more information about the sexy liberal comedy tour go to sexy liberal dot com pigs are available at ticketmaster dot com or you can get them at the box office that warner theater in downtown d.c. i'll be there i hope to see you there too bad governor rick snyder of michigan snyder rua loves to sell his state
a friend of mine is bringing her sexy liberal comedy tour to our nation's capitol on with help from hal sparks and john fugelsang seventy has created a show filled with humor from the left and besides making audiences laugh out loud the show is also benefiting local charities here's a sample of the laughs you can expect. you know what here's a little free advice for caribou barbie. from another political kid i would save a little that fox money for therapy for those kids ears seriously. did you...
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i'm legal i will amish when i'm in the room with hal sparks. >> stephanie: exactly. he is a tech nerd. >> he speaks in binary. >> stephanie: right. i wasn't aware that my dvds don't go in my ipod. >> well, you don't even have a slot -- >> stephanie: excuse me? >> you just hasn't used it in a while. >> the bidens just canceled for saturday. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: anyway, yeah and i don't know -- oh, i asked you -- because you put in an app so my -- >> yeah you can print from your ipad. but you said not to my mini printer. >> well, no because your mini printer is not wireless. >> stephanie: john, hold me. >> that was mean it's wireful if it's not wireless. >> stephanie: i don't know. kevin in d.c. hello, baby. >> caller: good morning. tomorrow can't come soon enough. >> stephanie:um,um,um. all right. i'm going to leave that joke alone. me either. go ahead, kevin. >> caller: i'm actually nervous seeing you when you step a few steps out of your fantasy world into reality it's disconcerting. >> stephanie: not since you carried me across the ballroom. >> caller: yes, i
i'm legal i will amish when i'm in the room with hal sparks. >> stephanie: exactly. he is a tech nerd. >> he speaks in binary. >> stephanie: right. i wasn't aware that my dvds don't go in my ipod. >> well, you don't even have a slot -- >> stephanie: excuse me? >> you just hasn't used it in a while. >> the bidens just canceled for saturday. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: anyway, yeah and i don't know -- oh, i asked you -- because you put in an app so...
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like hal sparks said he can't believe i couldn't remember the name of that show. >> yes. in hallibal they feed a guy in a wheelchair to pigs. >> stephanie: elizabeth writes lord of the flies! [ buzzer ] >> no! >> stephanie: no! rory writes -- >> he was killed by a rock. >> by iraq? >> stephanie: oh my god. really. when that guy said he needed an assault weapon to protect himself from wild pigs. the ones in northern california run away from us. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i don't know. linda is in minneapolis, she says i was born and raised in monimini. there is another monomini on the eastern side of wisconsin. >> it's like john boner is in wisconsin. >> stephanie: it's just fun to say. and can't wisconsin [ inaudible ] ♪ abaud baud ♪ ♪ abaud baud ♪ >> stephanie: katy also in indianapolis, the official volleyball coach and caffeine addict of the "stephanie miller show" [ bell chimes ] >> stephanie: steph i'm not only listen to you in am 950 on my android app, but i recently found out the android app called tune in plays all sorts of radio shows across the country.
like hal sparks said he can't believe i couldn't remember the name of that show. >> yes. in hallibal they feed a guy in a wheelchair to pigs. >> stephanie: elizabeth writes lord of the flies! [ buzzer ] >> no! >> stephanie: no! rory writes -- >> he was killed by a rock. >> by iraq? >> stephanie: oh my god. really. when that guy said he needed an assault weapon to protect himself from wild pigs. the ones in northern california run away from us. [...
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hal sparks and i had a conversation about doing the whiter in his tux. we had a moment of discussing how to be a newscaster in that environment. >> stephanie: i think roland has drunken video of you and melissa fitzgerald and i of singing "i've got a feeling." >> there is a picture of you with will.i.am. >> stephanie: we look like two peas in a pod in that picture. so cute. he was totes adorbs. jacki, i do remember that. i remember you and melissa and i dancing and i don't know. >> i have learned as roland is our videographer, you have to say that one doesn't go on facebook. that one does not make the twitters. >> well, when they're pouring champagne to the degree they were pouring last night the ability to self-censor. >> stephanie: i posted what? >> four bottles of champagne. >> this is why you sent them to me so i would be the filter. >> stephanie: frankly i don't remember. i'm sure did i. the guy was sending me a picture. i don't know where. >> the guy who drank an entire bottle of vodka. >> stephanie: he was like the designated -- >> because last ni
hal sparks and i had a conversation about doing the whiter in his tux. we had a moment of discussing how to be a newscaster in that environment. >> stephanie: i think roland has drunken video of you and melissa fitzgerald and i of singing "i've got a feeling." >> there is a picture of you with will.i.am. >> stephanie: we look like two peas in a pod in that picture. so cute. he was totes adorbs. jacki, i do remember that. i remember you and melissa and i dancing and i...
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hal sparks in for me tomorrow. i'll see you back in the studio on thursday. >> happy birthday steph's mom! >> yay.
hal sparks in for me tomorrow. i'll see you back in the studio on thursday. >> happy birthday steph's mom! >> yay.
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hal sparks had to cancel today. he's got a thing with a guy at a place. rick overton oh, my god, he has the most hilarious stories he's going to tell us. >> that's right. >> stephanie: he was in d.c. and i think he held the torah for alan grayson when he was sworn in just to make people crazy. rick was actually there with boehner. >> oh, wow. >> stephanie: his orangeness. he's going to tell us stories in hour number three today. >> he smelled like bourbon. >> we'll find out from rick overton. >> stephanie: in the meantime, by the way the sexy liberal cause in d.c., of course, the brady center to prevent gun violence. get the last remaining tickets. it will be a big show. i was saying to jacki at the top of the hour, we're going to have us a debate on gun control. this country. who saw that comin'? is it today? [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] today. white house trying to keep the momentum for gun legislation. vice president biden has invited the nra and other gun owner groups tomorrow. >> now is not the time. >> don't be politicizing it. we can't do that
hal sparks had to cancel today. he's got a thing with a guy at a place. rick overton oh, my god, he has the most hilarious stories he's going to tell us. >> that's right. >> stephanie: he was in d.c. and i think he held the torah for alan grayson when he was sworn in just to make people crazy. rick was actually there with boehner. >> oh, wow. >> stephanie: his orangeness. he's going to tell us stories in hour number three today. >> he smelled like bourbon. >>...
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sparks, step knee miller and special gifts i am not allowed at gun points to reveal. >> whoa. wait a minute. we are friends. this is the full court press. we are on current t.v. together and this is friday and your show is tomorrow night. you are not going it tell us the special gifted? >> i think i am allowed to say one works in the hollywood realm and one works in the d.c. political realm. >> that's all stephanie will allow me to say. >> allen grace is showing up. come on. you know the secret mr. mr. fugelsang. >> allen west. >>. >> to be honest he is hilarious. his thorazine flushes itself down the toilet. >> i don't know if there are more tickets available but this is at the warner theater saturday saturday night? >> it is. >> we go online where to find out? >> sexyliberal.com. we began the tour in response to scott walker almost two years ago in madison and sentence then, the first year we hadbum, the first that was to hit number one of on am zone and we have been joined from lily tomlin to rob reiner to congressman grayson. it's exciting. it's the last show we have on sc
sparks, step knee miller and special gifts i am not allowed at gun points to reveal. >> whoa. wait a minute. we are friends. this is the full court press. we are on current t.v. together and this is friday and your show is tomorrow night. you are not going it tell us the special gifted? >> i think i am allowed to say one works in the hollywood realm and one works in the d.c. political realm. >> that's all stephanie will allow me to say. >> allen grace is showing up. come...
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. >> featuring hal sparks. >> i have a lot of liberal friends who love this country enough to vote every other election. >> john fuglesang. >> aisha tyler. >> and the queen of progressive talk radio, stephanie miller. >> you dirty sleazy, sexy liberals. god bless you. the long-awaited washington, d.c. stephanie miller sexy liberal show at the warner theatre january 19th. >> stephanie: all right. by the way we laugh every time at the bourbon line. the aisha bourbon line. we have no idea what it's about. send down more bourbon bitches i'm thirsty. >> the way she says it is funny. >> stephanie: it doesn't matter what she says. it's funny. >> fan boy. >> stephanie: right? every time she's on the show, she says something that ends up on the t-shirt. >> boog boogity boogity cheese. >> the president smells like cookies and freedom. >> people showed up with it. shirts that said cookies and freedom, bitches. >> stephanie: i don't get aisha's volume of love letters. steph, thanks to you and the crew at current, i'm become a hopeless stephaholic. us viewers are spoiled with the visual candy. don't
. >> featuring hal sparks. >> i have a lot of liberal friends who love this country enough to vote every other election. >> john fuglesang. >> aisha tyler. >> and the queen of progressive talk radio, stephanie miller. >> you dirty sleazy, sexy liberals. god bless you. the long-awaited washington, d.c. stephanie miller sexy liberal show at the warner theatre january 19th. >> stephanie: all right. by the way we laugh every time at the bourbon line. the...
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featuring hal sparks. >> i have a lot of liberal friends who love this country to vote almost every other election. >> john fugelsang >> this should be called [ inaudible ] viagra and [ inaudible ] ads. >> aisha tyler. >> second down some bourbon, bitch, i'm thirsty. >> and stephanie miller! the long-awaited washington, d.c. stephanie miller sexy liberal show january 19th. >> stephanie: wa hoo! you are going to bust when you see the surprise guests. >> i just got a text from my friend who lives in d.c., he says there are no dresses left in dc. so you need to get them here. >> stephanie: i know [ inaudible ] miller who can take me shopping tomorrow. [ applause ] >> yeah we would love that. >> stephanie: the brady foundation is our cause. by the way, where is our android app, someone needs to know? i'm an app you know. i'm a woman, i'm a life show a radio show a desert topping, an app, but apparently not for androids. >> well, they might be working on one. >> stephanie: fabulous. the gun debate continues. >> obama: while there is no law or set of tlaus can prevent every senseless act of vio
featuring hal sparks. >> i have a lot of liberal friends who love this country to vote almost every other election. >> john fugelsang >> this should be called [ inaudible ] viagra and [ inaudible ] ads. >> aisha tyler. >> second down some bourbon, bitch, i'm thirsty. >> and stephanie miller! the long-awaited washington, d.c. stephanie miller sexy liberal show january 19th. >> stephanie: wa hoo! you are going to bust when you see the surprise guests....
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hal sparks is sick today. it is you and me against the world. mama, how dare you not know how data is. many of us wouldn't be able to listen to you you stupid ditz. okay mike, sorry about that. touchy today. >> hold on to your unlimited data. >> stephanie: i don't even need it. >> i know. geez. you have it and don't need it. i would like it. >> stephanie: you can't have it. that's the way life goes. madeline in nevada. >> caller: hi. i've got a suggestion on the gun control although i shouldn't say it that way. they can do an end run on those people so they won't wet their pants. they can suggest that they outlaw body armor since everybody that's gone crazy has had body armor. cop killer guns, cop killer bullets, i'm sorry the armor. >> madeline, that's another good point. what do you need body armor for? >> caller: make it illegal unless you're a cop or in the military. >> stephanie: deer don't tend to shoot back. >> no, they don't. i'm a hunter. they sit there and look at you with their big sad eyes and go oh poof. >> that's so sad. >> stephan
hal sparks is sick today. it is you and me against the world. mama, how dare you not know how data is. many of us wouldn't be able to listen to you you stupid ditz. okay mike, sorry about that. touchy today. >> hold on to your unlimited data. >> stephanie: i don't even need it. >> i know. geez. you have it and don't need it. i would like it. >> stephanie: you can't have it. that's the way life goes. madeline in nevada. >> caller: hi. i've got a suggestion on the...